Free Puppy to Good Home

Meet Milo. 

Milo is our beloved, four-legged Gremlin. Milo loves long walks on the beach, eating socks and underwear, and shitting on the carpet. He also enjoys crying like a little WHINY BABY whenever we leave the house, and he thinks our vacuum is the devil incarnated. I love him more than anything, but sometimes this adorable face you're witnessing in the picture above is the only thing saving him from being picked up and thrown off our balcony so he can live in the woods like Chris McCandless and join a gang of ferocious coyotes. I think he'd make friends. All seriousness aside, he's such a little snuggle-bug and I know he and Baby Roper will be the best of friends! You'll see in the thousands of pictures I'll be posting of them doing EVERYTHING A NORMAL BABY AND DOG DO. Can't wait.